In order to be a citizen of OB, as opposed to a resident alien, one must pass a citizenship exam. A score of 80 or better on the following exam will be considered passing.
1. What is the “Mack Brown Curse”? 2. What is the origin and proper usage of the term “Georgia”? 3. What is a level 1 source? A level 2 source? A level 3 source? 4. What is the definition of TTIWWP? 5. What does “stocker” mean, and from where did its usage arise? 6. What happened to Longhorn Bob? 7. To what does “babyoil” refer? 8. Explain the phrase “of all places”. 9. What does it mean to be “Bomared”? 10. Which UT football coach is referred to as “Coach Blood”, and why? 11. Who believes a recruits forearm size is significant?
For bonus points, and to show that you deserve citizenship, please feel free to offer your own additional questions.
This post was edited on 10/19 10:19 PM by EmiratesHorn
Posted on 10/19 10:11 PM | IP: Logged
I don't know 2 or 6 so I guess I pass.
Additional questions:
What does "Torbush" mean?
Why are forearms talked about constantly?
How fast is Teddy Lehman really?
This post was edited on 10/19 10:14 PM by jamimer
Posted on 10/19 10:12 PM | IP: Logged
What hotel in Dallas following the TX/OU game last year was there rampant cocaine use and women romancing each other?
Posted on 10/19 10:14 PM | IP: Logged
Damn. I don't know #2 or #7 but I guess that's enough to get me in.
Originally posted by mackbrown: What hotel in Dallas following the TX/OU game last year was there rampant cocaine use and women romancing each other?
Anatole.
Posted on 10/19 10:16 PM | IP: Logged
I like the forearms question. Added.
Posted on 10/19 10:17 PM | IP: Logged
100&
and
What is the subject line of the most read posts by utx?
What recruit is associated with the word "Holla"?
What Texas game prediction did Ketch have to eat the most crow on?
Posted on 10/19 10:18 PM | IP: Logged
Damn. I need to get a life. I know all of them.
Posted on 10/19 10:18 PM | IP: Logged
Any references to the following: Frank the Tank, blue drinks, idoits, loosers, BigDD/Amber, texaspride, deerhunter or chasenwilliam should be included.
Posted on 10/19 10:19 PM | IP: Logged
i echo the earlier question of what does "torbush" mean?
Posted on 10/19 10:20 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by msuhorn: 100&
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What is the subject line of the most read posts by utx?
What recruit is associated with the word "Holla"?
What Texas game prediction did Ketch have to eat the most crow on?
Excellent. But to show my own lack of patriotism, is the answer to the third subjective or uniformly acknowledged as fact?
Posted on 10/19 10:21 PM | IP: Logged
What does the term "pwned" mean and how did it come about?
Posted on 10/19 10:21 PM | IP: Logged
I know all but #6, and I think I started the thread that conceived #8.
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This post was edited on 10/19 10:24 PM by ChisholmTrail
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MBITLTROOS
Posted on 10/19 10:25 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by EmiratesHorn:
Originally posted by msuhorn: 100&
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What is the subject line of the most read posts by utx?
What recruit is associated with the word "Holla"?
What Texas game prediction did Ketch have to eat the most crow on?
Excellent. But to show my own lack of patriotism, is the answer to the third subjective or uniformly acknowledged as fact?
The third one is, admittedly, a bit nuanced or subjective, but Ketch went way over the top with a pregame article and every single word turned out wrong for him and the Texas team.
This board did not call him on it too much, of course, so it may not be well known unless one cruises other boards.
This post was edited on 10/19 10:26 PM by msuhorn
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Originally posted by dillionaire23: I know all but #6, and I think I started the thread that conceived #8.
Really? Do you remember the poster that called you a racist?
Posted on 10/19 10:27 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by msuhorn: 100&
and
What is the subject line of the most read posts by utx?
What recruit is associated with the word "Holla"?
What Texas game prediction did Ketch have to eat the most crow on?
Would like to know the prediction question. I know Ketch was way off on OU-Boise State, but so were a lot of people.
Posted on 10/19 10:27 PM | IP: Logged
An OB citizen also should probably know something about "idoit" and "allsome."
Posted on 10/19 10:29 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by DropShot_7:
Originally posted by dillionaire23: I know all but #6, and I think I started the thread that conceived #8.
Really? Do you remember the poster that called you a racist?
Say what? Maybe I'm thinking of something else, but I thought I started a thread several years ago about seeing Shipley at Taco Cabana.
Posted on 10/19 10:30 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Krentist:
Originally posted by msuhorn: 100&
and
What is the subject line of the most read posts by utx?
What recruit is associated with the word "Holla"?
What Texas game prediction did Ketch have to eat the most crow on?
Would like to know the prediction question. I know Ketch was way off on OU-Boise State, but so were a lot of people.
Ketch said we'd drop like 50 on a&m in 06'...of course that didn't happen.
Posted on 10/19 10:32 PM | IP: Logged
Phil Dawson posed in _______
Posted on 10/19 10:35 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by dillionaire23:
Originally posted by DropShot_7:
Originally posted by dillionaire23: I know all but #6, and I think I started the thread that conceived #8.
Really? Do you remember the poster that called you a racist?
Say what? Maybe I'm thinking of something else, but I thought I started a thread several years ago about seeing Shipley at Taco Cabana.
No, somebody saw Taylor Potts at a Chinese restaurant..of all places. And another poster was offended that he said "of all places." Said that it was a racially insensitive remark.
Posted on 10/19 10:35 PM | IP: Logged
Yep the 06 Aggie game was the game Ketch wrote the 'sources tell me that Texas will destroy A&M' piece.
Damn I still am sick about that game.
Posted on 10/19 10:36 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by msuhorn: Yep the 06 Aggie game was the game Ketch wrote the 'sources tell me that Texas will destroy A&M' piece.
Damn I still am sick about that game.
I was just thinking about this today. It still bothers me that we lost in 06 and 07 to those people.
Posted on 10/19 10:38 PM | IP: Logged
What did rpongett do to every poster on this board and how? What was smaulden's original sig pic?
Posted on 10/19 10:38 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by DropShot_7:
Originally posted by dillionaire23:
Originally posted by DropShot_7:
Originally posted by dillionaire23: I know all but #6, and I think I started the thread that conceived #8.
Really? Do you remember the poster that called you a racist?
Say what? Maybe I'm thinking of something else, but I thought I started a thread several years ago about seeing Shipley at Taco Cabana.
No, somebody saw Taylor Potts at a Chinese restaurant..of all places. And another poster was offended that he said "of all places." Said that it was a racially insensitive remark.
I'm pretty sure the phrase has been around since way before this board even knew of Taylor Potts.
Posted on 10/19 10:39 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by joeywa: What did rpongett do to every poster on this board and how? What was smaulden's original sig pic?
I know what he did but would like to know how.
Posted on 10/19 10:41 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by DropShot_7:
Originally posted by dillionaire23:
Originally posted by DropShot_7:
Originally posted by dillionaire23: I know all but #6, and I think I started the thread that conceived #8.
Really? Do you remember the poster that called you a racist?
Say what? Maybe I'm thinking of something else, but I thought I started a thread several years ago about seeing Shipley at Taco Cabana.
No, somebody saw Taylor Potts at a Chinese restaurant..of all places. And another poster was offended that he said "of all places." Said that it was a racially insensitive remark.
I don't know about the racist thing, but the original was Shipley at Taco Cabana
Posted on 10/19 10:42 PM | IP: Logged
Hey, good one on the Rpongett episode.
What former player's sister defended her brother with some classic prose and what was her handle?
Posted on 10/19 10:44 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by DropShot_7: No, somebody saw Taylor Potts at a Chinese restaurant..of all places. And another poster was offended that he said "of all places." Said that it was a racially insensitive remark.
Holy sh*t, that's funny! Can't say I remember that. Very humorous.
Posted on 10/19 10:45 PM | IP: Logged
Several other questions:
What uniform color did VY want to change to? What newsletter does every OB member subscribe to? What does TOS stand for? What name for the defense has everyone unanimously agreed upon? Which girl looks best eating an ice cream cone? What's the proper procedures to follow pre and post sleeping with a prostitute? Which news station did Ketch work at in a previous life? What was Longhorn Bob's final act before disappearing? Which recruit stated "holla" before committing? Which school did they commit to? Which former LSU player had a Longhorn tattoo? What recruiting class is regarded by many to be the best class Mack has ever assembled? Which poster is renowned for breaking down football games? Which poster is renowned for breaking down basketball games? Which poster is renowned for their tailgating extravaganzas? Who knows the most about televisions/electronics?
Posted on 10/19 10:47 PM | IP: Logged
F*ck you,
Paul
Posted on 10/19 10:47 PM | IP: Logged
I found my answer:
Torbush
Synonymous with "wow", a term used by Texas Aggie faithful to express disbelief of coaching decisions or situations generally considered dumb;
Posted on 10/19 10:48 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by msuhorn: Hey, good one on the Rpongett episode.
What former player's sister defended her brother with some classic prose and what was her handle?
That was Ramonce Taylor's sister, but I don't recall her handle.
Pongetti did his trick with some sort of scripting magic.
Here's another:
Who claimed his sister was a Chaps girl, then changed it to he knew a Chaps girl, then changed to the Chaps girl is friends with his cousin's sister; he was riding a white horse and his shining armor was in full view.
Posted on 10/19 10:49 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by joeywa: That was Ramonce Taylor's sister, but I don't recall her handle.
I think it was ramoncetaylor11.
Posted on 10/19 10:52 PM | IP: Logged
Who is Allison Stokke?
Posted on 10/19 10:54 PM | IP: Logged
Who provided the best Rick Roll EVER using a cleverly worded fake article? What was that article about?
That was a legendary post that I do believe began to actually gain momentum from the AP.
This post was edited on 10/19 10:56 PM by clayshall
Posted on 10/19 10:55 PM | IP: Logged
What did rpongett do to every poster on this board and how?
I know what he did but would like to know how.
Same here. That stands out as the all-time-best prank
This post was edited on 10/19 10:59 PM by UTmathqueen
Posted on 10/19 10:58 PM | IP: Logged
IDMAS
Posted on 10/19 11:02 PM | IP: Logged
what poster wanted to open up a sword shop?
Posted on 10/19 11:12 PM | IP: Logged
I thought idoit and allsome were from the early hornfans days. Some of the saying here stem from those early days.
Posted on 10/19 11:24 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by TPHboots1: I thought idoit and allsome were from the early hornfans days. Some of the saying here stem from those early days.
You are correct.
Posted on 10/19 11:31 PM | IP: Logged
Another:
What was www.Austin360.com and how does it fit in with today's www.Orangebloods.com?
How many handles has kelldrew had? (I kid!)
This is going to be a pretty lengthy test once we get through!
This post was edited on 10/19 11:53 PM by joeywa
Posted on 10/19 11:34 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by blaeux35: what poster wanted to open up a sword shop?
The all time best thread on this board. Kid told me I didn't know anything about business and respectfully disagreed with my recommendations. This, after admitting he lived at home with his parents, hosted sword parties in their garage, had rented retail space he couldn't affort, and lost his GF b/c she thought dressing up in costume and going to sword shows was lame.
I generally make a point to be respectful of all posters, but if that thread was a car wreck, the entire board was rubber necking that day/night.
Posted on 10/19 11:41 PM | IP: Logged
Which Mod stated before the 2008 football season that we were in for a long season with John Chiles on the bench? That without Chiles we had no playmakers and Colt McCoy could not take this team on his shoulders and win?
Posted on 10/19 11:47 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by clayshall: Who provided the best Rick Roll EVER using a cleverly worded fake article? What was that article about?
That was a legendary post that I do believe began to actually gain momentum from the AP.
This post was edited on 10/19 10:56 PM by clayshall
lol that was ALLSOME, it even made its way over to a TCU board and several newspapers
Posted on 10/20 12:06 AM | IP: Logged
100%. I would have added a few others:
1. Where did "LSU Holla!" come from? 2. Who authored the line "I'm stunned, I'm pissed, it's Mack Brown"?
Posted on 10/20 12:16 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by HookemFanatic:
Originally posted by DropShot_7: No, somebody saw Taylor Potts at a Chinese restaurant..of all places. And another poster was offended that he said "of all places." Said that it was a racially insensitive remark.
Holy sh*t, that's funny! Can't say I remember that. Very humorous.
I believe it was Sherrod Harris they saw, not Taylor Potts.
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