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I'm hesitant to post this, but i thought it was too good not to.. plus it has now gotten me involved, kinda. i got a phone call earlier from a friend wanting me to pick him up at a local long john silvers. he told me he was in trouble and had just been fired. i asked him where his car was and he told me it was a long story. heres the story for those interested.

My friend works at a local jewelry store as a sales associate. the manager at this jewelry store is very attractive ( sorry no pics ). she actually looks very much like kate beckinsale and knows it. i've been in there on occasion. she is always flirting and doing things to get attention from guys. my friend has been working there for a little more than a year and she has been there just as long. the whole time they have worked together she has flirted with him and led him to think she wanted him ( so he says ). he has always flirted back, but never really pursued it because she is married ( to a pretty big guy in the military ) plus he is kind of shy. about a week ago she bent over in front of him and pressed her a** against him and, he says, turned and smiled at him. he also said she had been mentioning how she always fantasized about doing "sexual things" at work.

well today he decided to act on what he thought she wanted. apparently she didn't want what he thought she did. he was fired on the spot, security was called, and he was escorted out. he forgot his car keys and the manager wouldn't let him come back in to get them. she told him she had called her husband and he was on the way. my friend ran about a mile and a half to the long john silvers and called me. the poor guy is scared sh*tless and doesn't want to go home or to get his car ( it's probably been towed ). he is currently in my living room watching t.v.

i really have no idea what to do or say. he shouldn't have done what he did and i can't blame the husband for wanting to mudhole him. i know he obviously should just face up to what he did, but he's so embarrassed and scared i know he isn't. what would any of you do in this situation?

This post was edited on 12/10 12:01 PM by EastTexasLonghorn

This post was edited on 12/10 6:41 PM by PNG1992

12/7 10:58 PM | IP: Logged Piihb, but seriously, Piihb.



Posted on 12/7 11:02 PM | IP: Logged

I'm sorry, but I have no clue what I'd do, besides laugh at him

Posted on 12/7 11:03 PM | IP: Logged

Tell Cleve to get off your couch.



Posted on 12/7 11:04 PM | IP: Logged

Too tough to assess the situation without further evidence.



Posted on 12/7 11:04 PM | IP: Logged

Hahahaha wow.

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Posted on 12/7 11:04 PM | IP: Logged

Does he know anybody from Boise?



Posted on 12/7 11:05 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by mackryan08:
Piihb, but seriously, Piihb.

his?

Posted on 12/7 11:05 PM | IP: Logged

Damn. Tough spot.

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Posted on 12/7 11:05 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by McGuapo:
Tell Cleve to get off your couch.
roll



Posted on 12/7 11:06 PM | IP: Logged

PIIHB



Posted on 12/7 11:07 PM | IP: Logged

he wants to borrow my truck to go check to see if anyone is waiting at his house.



Posted on 12/7 11:09 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by VYBONROYALSTREET:
PIIHB
Edit to say IN on greatness

This post was edited on 12/10 11:04 AM by NightTrainExpress



Posted on 12/7 11:10 PM | IP: Logged

Hold on. Are you saying Judge Reinhold is on your couch?

Posted on 12/7 11:10 PM | IP: Logged

How far did he get before she stopped him?



Posted on 12/7 11:10 PM | IP: Logged

He's an idiot. Let him take his lumps, literally.



Posted on 12/7 11:10 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by mackryan08:
Piihb, but seriously, Piihb.

from the sound of his story, he kinda tried. he may not have been going for the dirt road though. tongue



Posted on 12/7 11:11 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by Flash1978:
How far did he get before she stopped him?
sounds like she might have gotten a visual of his piece.



Posted on 12/7 11:13 PM | IP: Logged

Did he just pull his weiner out and show it to her?

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Posted on 12/7 11:13 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn:




Originally posted by Flash1978:
How far did he get before she stopped him?



.
sounds like she might have gotten a visual of his piece.

That's assault, brutha

This post was edited on 12/7 11:15 PM by Trips Left

Posted on 12/7 11:13 PM | IP: Logged

I know he's your friend and all, but what if the big bad military boyfriend finds out where he's at - and the next thing you know this is all going down in your living room?

I'd help him develop a quick plan which definitely would include an exit from my house, and wish him well.



Posted on 12/7 11:14 PM | IP: Logged

Find a Lychan or find that half lychan/half vampire dude. He'd definitely PIIHB.



Posted on 12/7 11:14 PM | IP: Logged

In on 1

Posted on 12/7 11:14 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by DropShot_7:
Did he just pull his weiner out and show it to her?

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that pretty much sums it up.



Posted on 12/7 11:14 PM | IP: Logged

He must have made a pretty strong move on her if he is that scared. Guy needs to get his car, go home and find another job. I seriously doubt her husband is going to risk his freedom and career by coming after him at his house. I guess it all depends on how far he went with it. If no police were called I doubt it was all that serious. Funny story though.



Posted on 12/7 11:14 PM | IP: Logged

Is your friend named "Iceman"?



Posted on 12/7 11:18 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by SirHornsalot:
I know he's your friend and all, but what if the big bad military boyfriend finds out where he's at - and the next thing you know this is all going down in your living room?

I'd help him develop a quick plan which definitely would include an exit from my house, and wish him well.

what i do for a living is kind of keeping that from happening.



Posted on 12/7 11:19 PM | IP: Logged

this is the real life version of that seinfeld episode........."he took it out"


she may have wanted him to PIIHB but youve gotta warm up the engine first



Posted on 12/7 11:20 PM | IP: Logged

I f'ing love this board!



Posted on 12/7 11:22 PM | IP: Logged

Does Kate Beckinsale know where you live? If so, just tell her Victor is in your basement and it's dark outside.



Posted on 12/7 11:23 PM | IP: Logged

not that it matters, but i forgot to mention he is a ginger. i told him he should have known he didn't have a chance. rolleyes



Posted on 12/7 11:26 PM | IP: Logged

Does he have a hog?

Posted on 12/7 11:28 PM | IP: Logged

Your friend is an idiot for what he did, but the guy is not going to be waiting at his house. The cops might be, but not the husband.

Posted on 12/7 11:28 PM | IP: Logged

Worked out well for this guy.



Posted on 12/7 11:29 PM | IP: Logged

So did she gaze into his one-eye baloney pony or not? This is a crucial detail needed by all interested OB's.

You're likely living in a town small enough that word will get around who this guy hangs out with so I say you get him into a safer place. Those east Texas red necks all got guns bro.



Posted on 12/7 11:45 PM | IP: Logged

From what I'm gathering, it sounds like Brett Favre is on your couch... Tell him he Needs to go to one of his back up houses for a few days.



Posted on 12/7 11:51 PM | IP: Logged

did he ask her if she could give him a hand with this?

Posted on 12/7 11:51 PM | IP: Logged

I am confused...this isn't Nam and the OP can't just say "oops, sorry no pic." That is weak and all of you guys are weak for focusing on the perverted friend and not the hot, skanky, cheatin' spoon wife working at (what sounds like) a faux jewelry store in the mall. Pics or GTFO.



Posted on 12/8 12:05 AM | IP: Logged

my wife didn't want him to stay at my house, so i just got through driving him to his car, which was suprisingly still there. there was a note stuck in his windshield wiper, but he didn't read it right then. i told him to let me know what it says when he does. poor guy is probably going to have to move.



Posted on 12/8 12:14 AM | IP: Logged

please keep us posted

Posted on 12/8 12:22 AM | IP: Logged

9.95 is well worth it.



Posted on 12/8 12:40 AM | IP: Logged

Anyone else read this thing hoping for coaching info. No OT tag FTL.



Posted on 12/8 12:44 AM | IP: Logged

I was wondering what moblack had been up to.

I hope Skidmark kicks his ass.



Posted on 12/8 12:45 AM | IP: Logged

So, let me get this straight:

1) You have a friend who decided to pursue a relationship in the workplace.

2) This same friend decided that the best way to initiate a sexual advance in the workplace would be to just pull out his junk.

3) This same friend of yours is married.

4) This same friend of yours is a ginger.


This is too good to be made up. No one has that much imagination.



Posted on 12/8 12:53 AM | IP: Logged

Can you get Mr. Favre's autograph for me?



Posted on 12/8 12:59 AM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by clos1998:
9.95 is well worth it.


I heard this lady practices trick plays for years until everything is perfect. She really emphasizes the details.



Posted on 12/8 1:03 AM | IP: Logged

IMO, he deserves to get his ass kicked. Women flirt by nature, everyone knows that. If he had pursued it by asking her what she thought, it's a different story, but pulling it out is immediate grounds for an ass kicking. Think about it this way, what if it were any of your wives?



Posted on 12/8 1:14 AM | IP: Logged

Maybe he should go on the offensive and call her house the next day and ball her out for rubbing up against him and flirting all the time.
Then she would be on the hot seat with her husband on not him.

Unless he did something that physically hurt her. If thats the case he doesnt have 3 legs to stand on.



Posted on 12/8 1:15 AM | IP: Logged

Hilarious story. Now waiting for the "You won't believe to this guy did to my wife at work" post.



Posted on 12/8 1:15 AM | IP: Logged

I am curious if this drama is taking place in LUFKIN, TX???

Posted on 12/8 2:46 AM | IP: Logged

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