"Again, he should make a sexual harassment claim against his former employer. That will give him all kinds of protection. They will want to settle this issue and if he gets his a$$ kicked, then the company will have even larger problems to deal with."
I sure hope he goes down this path and wins. Every guy in the workplace will be showing the hot office chick his junk. Best case scenario he gets some action and the worst case scenario he gets a big pay day.
Also, he needs take a picture of his junk and send it to the number on the note ala Brett Favre.