Great thread. I may fail my final because I sat through and read it a couple of times but it was well worth it, IMO. Thanks OP.
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Ginger Dangler should be alright because the new police chief will be Don Dingler according to the Longview News-Journal
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Originally posted by smaulden: I just want to thank all the a-holes who posted a link to the jewelry stores. So last night my wife sees me perusing Murphey's Jewelers (or whatever the hell name it is) and immediately gets excited thinking I'm buying her jewelry for Christmas. I thought about trying to explain why I was on some jewelers site, but knew that she just wouldn't understand. Now, I have to get her jewelry for Christmas. Thanks a lot!
Go to Jerrod's.
I can't stop laughing. this thread is greatness.
GM
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Originally posted by smaulden: I just want to thank all the a-holes who posted a link to the jewelry stores. So last night my wife sees me perusing Murphey's Jewelers (or whatever the hell name it is) and immediately gets excited thinking I'm buying her jewelry for Christmas. I thought about trying to explain why I was on some jewelers site, but knew that she just wouldn't understand. Now, I have to get her jewelry for Christmas. Thanks a lot!
This would be great as the 'capping post' that ends this thread.
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i haven't read this thing. can't wait for some "office time."
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LAST?
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Originally posted by OrangePhoenix: I'm starting to wonder if the OP and the ginger got into some trouble this evening with the brother and husband. Oh well! He should've called for reinforcements...
First pics of the fight have been released:
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in for the win!!!
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Ok LJS in Longview is across loop 281 from the mall. Noone would run across the loop, not even a scared Ginger with his cack hanging out. But hypothetically let's say he did. I will be in Longview and have to do some Xmas shopping for my son on Monday, I'll check all the surrounding stores. Plus I have a distant aunt that works at 1 of those jewelry stores in the mall. I'll ask her if she has any girls that love cheetos a little too much, and if she's had to call security on any red heads here lately for pulling out the c and b's on a chic. Can we make this thread last til Monday afternoon?? If we can? I will sneak in some pics of the cheetoh chic.
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In
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I guess I need to post in this, just to say I did.
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Don't want to miss out on being a part of history.
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Gotta be a part of it.
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Still nothing from the police blotters in Longview, was the chubby brother arrested and charged or was he just removed from the Ginger bread House?
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Originally posted by smaulden: I just want to thank all the a-holes who posted a link to the jewelry stores. So last night my wife sees me perusing Murphey's Jewelers (or whatever the hell name it is) and immediately gets excited thinking I'm buying her jewelry for Christmas. I thought about trying to explain why I was on some jewelers site, but knew that she just wouldn't understand. Now, I have to get her jewelry for Christmas. Thanks a lot!
Now that's hilarious! I better watch my back so my wife doesn't do the same. Although I told her the whole story from this epic thread last night and she couldn't stop laughing as well. Thanks to the OP for sharing this story with the OB. I just hope Ginger get's himself and his one eyed willie out of trouble.
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What was your friend wearing when the alleged offense took place? If he worked in a jewelry store, he likely had a suit on. Running in a suit for a mile and a half and he stops in a LSJ? I know the chicken smells like fish there, but LSJ? In a suit? Could he not have ducked into the Mattress store and jumped under the covers?
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Post pics of the ginge! BTW, wouldn't somebody be able to see reports for arrests for assault in longview yesterday? That would definitely give us the brother's name. Possibly the ginger's too. 2Slow would have figured all of this out by page 4.
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Originally posted by texazhorn: LAST?
no, i'm last LOL.
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has it been confirmed that the store CS posted is accurate?
i have nothing to offer but am waiting for the next shoe to drop. and i make fun of my wife watching reality tv. i'm a hypocrite- there i said it!
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I would think its more tyler than longview based on the link. I could see someone mistaken her(SJ) more for KB than the Lauri or Micheelle from Longview.
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Originally posted by african anteater ritual: i haven't read this thing. can't wait for some "office time."
Which is code for taking a poop....Yea I made it in!!!
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Originally posted by OrangePhoenix: Post pics of the ginge! BTW, wouldn't somebody be able to see reports for arrests for assault in longview yesterday? That would definitely give us the brother's name. Possibly the ginger's too. 2Slow would have figured all of this out by page 4.
Oddly quiet from 2Slow. Anyone know what he looks like?
Somehow I don't envision him as a big burly middle linebacker type. Maybe not a ginger but we need confirmation to quell our suspicions.
THIS may solve the puzzle.
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Originally posted by shuge1: has it been confirmed that the store CS posted is accurate?
i have nothing to offer but am waiting for the next shoe to drop. and i make fun of my wife watching reality tv. i'm a hypocrite- there i said it!
No confirmation that the store we identified is the correct one. Posters assumed it was after a number of posts that had personal contact information for the store management were deleted. We don't even have confirmation that this happened in Longview. We need a couple more "nuggets" from the OP to continue the investigation.
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Originally posted by machrst:
Originally posted by shuge1: has it been confirmed that the store CS posted is accurate?
i have nothing to offer but am waiting for the next shoe to drop. and i make fun of my wife watching reality tv. i'm a hypocrite- there i said it!
No confirmation that the store we identified is the correct one. Posters assumed it was after a number of posts that had personal contact information for the store management were deleted. We don't even have confirmation that this happened in Longview. We need a couple more "nuggets" from the OP to continue the investigation.
The Long John Silvers and McAllisters confirmed Longview.
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Come on EastTexasLonghorn,give us an update!
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random pic
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Originally posted by The University: random pic
Sorry, none of those resemble Kate. But God bless 'em for their cause!
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We need an injury report. Did ginger loose some teeth? Couple black eyes? Cuts? Bruises?
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3 Inch Killer - LOL
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Originally posted by machrst:
Originally posted by shuge1: has it been confirmed that the store CS posted is accurate?
i have nothing to offer but am waiting for the next shoe to drop. and i make fun of my wife watching reality tv. i'm a hypocrite- there i said it!
No confirmation that the store we identified is the correct one. Posters assumed it was after a number of posts that had personal contact information for the store management were deleted. We don't even have confirmation that this happened in Longview. We need a couple more "nuggets" from the OP to continue the investigation.
I still think Michelle is the one.
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Originally posted by utexashorns88:
Originally posted by machrst:
Originally posted by shuge1: has it been confirmed that the store CS posted is accurate?
i have nothing to offer but am waiting for the next shoe to drop. and i make fun of my wife watching reality tv. i'm a hypocrite- there i said it!
No confirmation that the store we identified is the correct one. Posters assumed it was after a number of posts that had personal contact information for the store management were deleted. We don't even have confirmation that this happened in Longview. We need a couple more "nuggets" from the OP to continue the investigation.
The Long John Silvers and McAllisters confirmed Longview.
I'm not so sure. There is a McAlister's and a Long John Silver's right next to the Broadway Square Mall in Tyler.
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I enjoyed read this thread.
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Originally posted by AZHorn1179: I think CS hit the nail on the head on pg 9 with McCarleys. Second from left in the pic. The store is east of the Longview Mall, 1 mile from LJS and less than a mile from McAlister's. Oh yeah, in on thread.
That girl is NOT a Kate Beckinsale look-a-like!
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There are two things for certain:
1: There was never a real good reason for whipping it out under any circumstances.
2: This women and her family is way too dramatic.
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guys i just got through with my shift. i haven't heard anything and tried to call him, but his phone is going straight to voicemail. i gotta catch some sleep for a few hours, but figure i'll hear from him later, hopefully. i have one detail that i haven't shared because i knew it would really set this thread on fire. it doesn't have anything to do with what happened, but just part of my buddies background that if mentioned would be gasoline on a dumpster fire. if this thread is still around and not deleted later i'll give an update. to those making mention about me posting about my friends unfortunate circumstance and questioning my loyalty... for the record my friend knew about this thread when i started it and couldn't care less. he says everything i'm posting is "alleged".
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Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn: guys i just got through with my shift. i haven't heard anything and tried to call him, but his phone is going straight to voicemail. i gotta catch some sleep for a few hours, but figure i'll hear from him later, hopefully. i have one detail that i haven't shared because i knew it would really set this thread on fire. it doesn't have anything to do with what happened, but just part of my buddies background that if mentioned would be gasoline on a dumpster fire. if this thread is still around and not deleted later i'll give an update. to those making mention about me posting about my friends unfortunate circumstance and questioning my loyalty... for the record my friend knew about this thread when i started it and couldn't care less. he says everything i'm posting is "alleged".
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Spill it. Confirm or deny Longview.
GM
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In. Wow, this is an EPIC thread! I jumped on OB looking for coaching updates and stumbled on this thread.. an hour and 11 pages later, i feel my 9.95 is a bargain and im glad to be a part of history. so many fantastic one-liners on here, nice work OB. btw, im proud of the ginge for going outside to confront the UFC brother. the ginge is an idiot, but he finally took his beating like a man. we definitely need some pics of the incident to wrap this story up.
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Originally posted by Gus McCrea:
Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn: guys i just got through with my shift. i haven't heard anything and tried to call him, but his phone is going straight to voicemail. i gotta catch some sleep for a few hours, but figure i'll hear from him later, hopefully. i have one detail that i haven't shared because i knew it would really set this thread on fire. it doesn't have anything to do with what happened, but just part of my buddies background that if mentioned would be gasoline on a dumpster fire. if this thread is still around and not deleted later i'll give an update. to those making mention about me posting about my friends unfortunate circumstance and questioning my loyalty... for the record my friend knew about this thread when i started it and couldn't care less. he says everything i'm posting is "alleged".
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Spill it. Confirm or deny Longview.
GM
In, have a cousin that his wife's brother owns a jewelry store in Longview and trying to get some info.
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Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn: guys i just got through with my shift. i haven't heard anything and tried to call him, but his phone is going straight to voicemail. i gotta catch some sleep for a few hours, but figure i'll hear from him later, hopefully. i have one detail that i haven't shared because i knew it would really set this thread on fire. it doesn't have anything to do with what happened, but just part of my buddies background that if mentioned would be gasoline on a dumpster fire. if this thread is still around and not deleted later i'll give an update. to those making mention about me posting about my friends unfortunate circumstance and questioning my loyalty... for the record my friend knew about this thread when i started it and couldn't care less. he says everything i'm posting is "alleged".
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Did you know when you started this thread that it would soon be the stuff of Orangebloods legends?
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Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn: guys i just got through with my shift. i haven't heard anything and tried to call him, but his phone is going straight to voicemail. i gotta catch some sleep for a few hours, but figure i'll hear from him later, hopefully. i have one detail that i haven't shared because i knew it would really set this thread on fire. it doesn't have anything to do with what happened, but just part of my buddies background that if mentioned would be gasoline on a dumpster fire. if this thread is still around and not deleted later i'll give an update. to those making mention about me posting about my friends unfortunate circumstance and questioning my loyalty... for the record my friend knew about this thread when i started it and couldn't care less. he says everything i'm posting is "alleged".
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Really set this thread on fire? Any more traffic on this thing and Rivals will think they're under a denial of service attack!
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Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn: guys i just got through with my shift. i haven't heard anything and tried to call him, but his phone is going straight to voicemail. i gotta catch some sleep for a few hours, but figure i'll hear from him later, hopefully. i have one detail that i haven't shared because i knew it would really set this thread on fire. it doesn't have anything to do with what happened, but just part of my buddies background that if mentioned would be gasoline on a dumpster fire. if this thread is still around and not deleted later i'll give an update. to those making mention about me posting about my friends unfortunate circumstance and questioning my loyalty... for the record my friend knew about this thread when i started it and couldn't care less. he says everything i'm posting is "alleged".
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I got $5 to buy the Ginger his own subscription so he can post on the thread
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This thread has reduced my work productivity over the past 2 days. I love it and keep a window open hitting F5 waiting for more updates. Can't wait to see where this goes (popcorn ready)
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This is like a soap opera.
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Is this what the ginger said to her just as he whipped it out?
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Just passing through
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So, ummm. Free food, or... See ya.
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I have gotten zero work done today due to this thread. The poster who said it's like finding coconut shavings on a snowman... I almost had to go home and change pants, funniest post I've read in a long time..
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