1. OP allegedly lives in Longview 2. There is several jewelry stores located within the 1 to 1.5 mile radius from the store to the Long John Silvers in both Longview and Tyler. 3. Distance favors Longview, but Tyler is still a possibility 4. We have two possible candidates so far.....Michelle and Lori 5. The search still continues and we have to slowly narrow down the focus by eliminating the stores one at a time. 6. One last thought that I haven't seen shared. One of the OP's post said that when the guy went back to get his keys, they had called security and wouldn't allow him back in. That leads me to believe that this had to occur in either Longview or Tyler's mall. Just something else to think about.
These are the stores that I have seen listed for Longview that meet the said criteria: Claire's Accessories, Claire's Boutique, Gordon's Jewelers, Jewel Empire, Jewelry Box, Pink Cadillac, Samuel's Jewelers, Studio 69 Body Art, and Zales Jewelers.
These are the stores that are located in the Tyler mall: Gordans, Helzberg, James Avery, Jewelry Center, Kay's, Treasures, and Zales
Alright boys its time to get to work
Posted on 12/10 2:10 PM | IP: Logged
Just read through this thread. Genius Lloyd, sheer genius.
The OP needs to drop some names and pics on us PRONTO. I think those of us that read through 14 pages deserve it.
Posted on 12/10 2:10 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by St. Vince 4 Prez: This is a quick review for everyone.
1. OP allegedly lives in Longview 2. There is several jewelry stores located within the 1 to 1.5 mile radius from the store to the Long John Silvers in both Longview and Tyler. 3. Distance favors Longview, but Tyler is still a possibility 4. We have two possible candidates so far.....Michelle and Lori 5. The search still continues and we have to slowly narrow down the focus by eliminating the stores one at a time. 6. One last thought that I haven't seen shared. One of the OP's post said that when the guy went back to get his keys, they had called security and wouldn't allow him back in. That leads me to believe that this had to occur in either Longview or Tyler's mall. Just something else to think about.
These are the stores that I have seen listed for Longview that meet the said criteria: Claire's Accessories, Claire's Boutique, Gordon's Jewelers, Jewel Empire, Jewelry Box, Pink Cadillac, Samuel's Jewelers, Studio 69 Body Art, and Zales Jewelers.
These are the stores that are located in the Tyler mall: Gordans, Helzberg, James Avery, Jewelry Center, Kay's, Treasures, and Zales
Alright boys its time to get to work
This is a good list.
Posted on 12/10 2:14 PM | IP: Logged
Do we have any Longview locals who can go from store to store to do some ground level investigating? I suggest walking into each with a bag of cheetos and paying close attention to the reactions on the workers' faces. Perhaps have one secured in your fly for good measure.
Posted on 12/10 2:14 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by longhornfan2818:
Originally posted by Xminus6: How does a ginger know when he has Cheeto dust in his pubes? That would be like trying to find coconut shavings on a snowman.
I some how missed this the first time reading through this epic thread. I almost pissed myself just now. Classic!!!
Posted on 12/10 2:15 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by PaulKemp: Do we have any Longview locals who can go from store to store to do some ground level investigating? I suggest walking into each with a bag of cheetos and paying close attention to the reactions on the workers' faces. Perhaps have one secured in your fly for good measure.
Heck I might be willing to drive to Longview and do it myself.
Posted on 12/10 2:16 PM | IP: Logged
As stated, I believe Sunny Jones is a candidate based on here slight resemeblance to Kate Beckinsale(if she had curly hair). What needs clarification is if the OP means Beckinsale or Bosworth...this is pivotal.
and OP makes refernces to aggie so it could be Bryan/College station. This is far from being "cut and dry"
Posted on 12/10 2:16 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by PaulKemp: Do we have any Longview locals who can go from store to store to do some ground level investigating? I suggest walking into each with a bag of cheetos and paying close attention to the reactions on the workers' faces. Perhaps have one secured in your fly for good measure.
The cheetos although a major part of the story for us I'm not sure would register with the offending woman herself.
Posted on 12/10 2:17 PM | IP: Logged
OK, finally decided I need to get in on this epic thread... Lots of reading to do...
Posted on 12/10 2:18 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by DeepEddyHorn:
Originally posted by St. Vince 4 Prez: This is a quick review for everyone.
1. OP allegedly lives in Longview 2. There is several jewelry stores located within the 1 to 1.5 mile radius from the store to the Long John Silvers in both Longview and Tyler. 3. Distance favors Longview, but Tyler is still a possibility 4. We have two possible candidates so far.....Michelle and Lori 5. The search still continues and we have to slowly narrow down the focus by eliminating the stores one at a time. 6. One last thought that I haven't seen shared. One of the OP's post said that when the guy went back to get his keys, they had called security and wouldn't allow him back in. That leads me to believe that this had to occur in either Longview or Tyler's mall. Just something else to think about.
These are the stores that I have seen listed for Longview that meet the said criteria: Claire's Accessories, Claire's Boutique, Gordon's Jewelers, Jewel Empire, Jewelry Box, Pink Cadillac, Samuel's Jewelers, Studio 69 Body Art, and Zales Jewelers.
These are the stores that are located in the Tyler mall: Gordans, Helzberg, James Avery, Jewelry Center, Kay's, Treasures, and Zales
Alright boys its time to get to work
This is a good list.
Except the OP said it WASN'T Longview (see top of page 12).
Posted on 12/10 2:18 PM | IP: Logged
Where did he deny Longview or Tyler? Only place he denied that i read was Lufkin.
Posted on 12/10 2:19 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by longhornfan2818:
Originally posted by Xminus6: How does a ginger know when he has Cheeto dust in his pubes? That would be like trying to find coconut shavings on a snowman.
I some how missed this the first time reading through this epic thread. I almost pissed myself just now. Classic!!!
alright just for the sake of keeping the jewelry stores from being cluttered with guys in longhorn hats, eating bags of cheetos, scoping women, and taking pics with their phones..deny
Posted on 12/10 2:21 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by SA Horn: Spill it. Confirm or deny Longview.
alright just for the sake of keeping the jewelry stores from being cluttered with guys in longhorn hats, eating bags of cheetos, scoping women, and taking pics with their phones..deny
Damn now we have to start from scratch again
Posted on 12/10 2:22 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by St. Vince 4 Prez: This is a quick review for everyone.
1. OP allegedly lives in Longview 2. There is several jewelry stores located within the 1 to 1.5 mile radius from the store to the Long John Silvers in both Longview and Tyler. 3. Distance favors Longview, but Tyler is still a possibility 4. We have two possible candidates so far.....Michelle and Lori 5. The search still continues and we have to slowly narrow down the focus by eliminating the stores one at a time. 6. One last thought that I haven't seen shared. One of the OP's post said that when the guy went back to get his keys, they had called security and wouldn't allow him back in. That leads me to believe that this had to occur in either Longview or Tyler's mall. Just something else to think about.
These are the stores that I have seen listed for Longview that meet the said criteria: Claire's Accessories, Claire's Boutique, Gordon's Jewelers, Jewel Empire, Jewelry Box, Pink Cadillac, Samuel's Jewelers, Studio 69 Body Art, and Zales Jewelers.
These are the stores that are located in the Tyler mall: Gordans, Helzberg, James Avery, Jewelry Center, Kay's, Treasures, and Zales
Alright boys its time to get to work
Might want to check Buc'ee's too. Now that we know ginger is aggy since most aggy's consider the stuff sold at Buc-ee's fine jewelry.
Posted on 12/10 2:25 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by GDforHC:
Originally posted by TexasMan682: Just for information sake...the girl on the right in the front row is married to a guy who's in the army and she looks like she likes Cheetos.
And while I know I'm going to get hit with the stocker tag...I found that out through a simple google search...it's public information.
The evidence is staring at us in the face. Second from left is a dead ringer for Kate.
YES!! stop looking elsewhere people !!! not a perfect match, but pretty close.
Posted on 12/10 2:25 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by cagrafft:
Originally posted by SA Horn: Spill it. Confirm or deny Longview.
alright just for the sake of keeping the jewelry stores from being cluttered with guys in longhorn hats, eating bags of cheetos, scoping women, and taking pics with their phones..deny
Damn now we have to start from scratch again
That was a qualified denial...almost an "the ends justify the means" denial. Would have been easier to just deny outright. Makes the denial look more like a confirmation, IMO.
Posted on 12/10 2:27 PM | IP: Logged
If his avatar hometown reads "30 miles east", then one could only assume he lives 30 miles west of his beloved Longview Lobos.....that would put him in Tyler, TX
Technically he only denied Longview. Tyler is a viable option...again I think Sunny Jones has potential. I know she doesnt fit the title of store manager but she is the closest I have seen to Kate. Unless Ginger was messing with Top left Store Manager(Kim Benson) and in order to make the story better he used Sunny Jones as his partner in crime in the story since she is more attractive.
Originally posted by TexasMan682: Just for information sake...the girl on the right in the front row is married to a guy who's in the army and she looks like she likes Cheetos.
And while I know I'm going to get hit with the stocker tag...I found that out through a simple google search...it's public information.
The evidence is staring at us in the face. Second from left is a dead ringer for Kate.
YES!! stop looking elsewhere people !!! not a perfect match, but pretty close.
Exactly. And the OP saying it's not Longview is just a smokescreen, kind of like the Major Applewhite thing.
I would like to take full credit. If we review the thread, you can see that I saw it first.
Posted on 12/10 2:28 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Horn In Exile:
Originally posted by cagrafft:
Originally posted by SA Horn: Spill it. Confirm or deny Longview.
alright just for the sake of keeping the jewelry stores from being cluttered with guys in longhorn hats, eating bags of cheetos, scoping women, and taking pics with their phones..deny
Damn now we have to start from scratch again
That was a qualified denial...almost an "the ends justify the means" denial. Would have been easier to just deny outright. Makes the denial look more like a confirmation, IMO.
+1. He was looking for a reason to deny.
BTW, I get full credit.
Posted on 12/10 2:30 PM | IP: Logged
I found this interesting definition on Urban Dictionary...
Cheeto A cheeto is a girl or guy who has sex with a Ginger. As a result of having sex with said Ginger, their genitles precede to turn orange like a cheeto. "Fack dude, why didn't you tell me she was a cheeto? Now my d%%k looks like an orange puffed corn snack..."
Posted on 12/10 2:30 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Jfaulk: Technically he only denied Longview. Tyler is a viable option...again I think Sunny Jones has potential. I know she doesnt fit the title of store manager but she is the closest I have seen to Kate. Unless Ginger was messing with Top left Store Manager(Kim Benson) and in order to make the story better he used Sunny Jones as his partner in crime in the story since she is more attractive.
Now thats a conspiracy theory.
Gonna have to say no. I'm picturing someone a bit older pulling this crap.
Posted on 12/10 2:31 PM | IP: Logged
And all I can think of is how Chad Keller hates that girl. She must be one evil woman.
Posted on 12/10 2:31 PM | IP: Logged
What page did you post the Link GD for HC?
Also, Bryan college station has a Long John Silvers 2.3 miles from McAlisters Deli.
Posted on 12/10 2:31 PM | IP: Logged
This thread is humorous, but also pretty lame.
This post was edited on 12/10 2:32 PM by brockington
Posted on 12/10 2:32 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by bayouhorn: I found this interesting definition on Urban Dictionary...
Cheeto A cheeto is a girl or guy who has sex with a Ginger. As a result of having sex with said Ginger, their genitles precede to turn orange like a cheeto. "Fack dude, why didn't you tell me she was a cheeto? Now my d%%k looks like an orange puffed corn snack..."
Now that is irony right there. Wow. Awesome.
I think we may be going the wrong way, worrying about how close Mcallisters is.
Posted on 12/10 2:33 PM | IP: Logged
Surely there are more people with insider information regarding the original poster and Longview/Tyler jewelry stores than there are with actual Longhorn insider info.
Where are all of these guys when we need them?
Posted on 12/10 2:34 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by NewBraunfelsHorn:
Originally posted by GDforHC:
Originally posted by TexasMan682: Just for information sake...the girl on the right in the front row is married to a guy who's in the army and she looks like she likes Cheetos.
And while I know I'm going to get hit with the stocker tag...I found that out through a simple google search...it's public information.
The evidence is staring at us in the face. Second from left is a dead ringer for Kate.
YES!! stop looking elsewhere people !!! not a perfect match, but pretty close.
Nope.
1) This store is in Longview. OP explicity denies it happened in Longview. 2) Lady on the left is the store manger not the second one. 3) Second one has been there 20 years. Probably not a military wife.
Nor is it the blonde front right:
1) See #1 above. 2) See #2 above. 3) Her husband is in the Army, not the Air Force. 3) Doesn't look at all like Kate Beckinsale (but does look a little like Kate Bosworth)
Posted on 12/10 2:34 PM | IP: Logged
Where exactly did the Longview denial take place? I only saw the OP state he no longer lived in Lufkin.
Posted on 12/10 2:38 PM | IP: Logged
The guy is not from CS. Give it up.
Posted on 12/10 2:39 PM | IP: Logged
top of page 12.
GD My filter on my browser cant see your original pic. Post the link to where you originally found her. Thanks
Posted on 12/10 2:41 PM | IP: Logged
The weapon of choice.......
Posted on 12/10 2:42 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by PaulKemp: Where exactly did the Longview denial take place? I only saw the OP state he no longer lived in Lufkin.
He denied on page 12, but it was really just a feigned denial. Plus there is a McAllisters, Mall and Murphey The Jeweler all within a block of each other.
Posted on 12/10 2:42 PM | IP: Logged
Going by what OP said about buddy attending college for 2 1/2 yrs.
GD for HC post link to you pic. My browser is not picking up the pics embedded in the post.
Paul Kemp look at page 12 at the Top
Posted on 12/10 2:44 PM | IP: Logged
According to UTX newsletter it is the longview location.
Posted on 12/10 2:45 PM | IP: Logged
So has anyone stepped away from this epic thread to see if we've hired a new OC yet?
Posted on 12/10 2:46 PM | IP: Logged
Alirght guys y'all have to step away from this thread for a minute to go and check out the thread topic something about "Picture takin at a friends bar". LMFAO at that pic!!
Posted on 12/10 2:49 PM | IP: Logged
This thread is a case study on how message board rumors get a life of their own.
Posted on 12/10 2:51 PM | IP: Logged
How is a woman the manager of anything?
Posted on 12/10 2:51 PM | IP: Logged
The denial on page 12 is about as valid as OJ's denial. He said he was denying it to keep yall from harassing the jewelry sales girls around Longview, that is the only reason. The location is Longview.
Posted on 12/10 2:53 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Jfaulk: Going by what OP said about buddy attending college for 2 1/2 yrs.
GD for HC post link to you pic. My browser is not picking up the pics embedded in the post.
Originally posted by TexasMan682: Just for information sake...the girl on the right in the front row is married to a guy who's in the army and she looks like she likes Cheetos.
And while I know I'm going to get hit with the stocker tag...I found that out through a simple google search...it's public information.
The evidence is staring at us in the face. Second from left is a dead ringer for Kate.
YES!! stop looking elsewhere people !!! not a perfect match, but pretty close.
Exactly. And the OP saying it's not Longview is just a smokescreen, kind of like the Major Applewhite thing.
I would like to take full credit. If we review the thread, you can see that I saw it first.
NO.NO.NO. None of the women suggested in this entire thread looks anything like Kate Beckinsale or Kate Bosworth. Of course, the ginger ag could be making her out to be hotter than she truly is, however, we as investigators can only go on the information we have. Keep digging, fellas, cuz most of these chicks not only don't look like what we're searching for but, they're on the verge of downright fugly.
Posted on 12/10 2:54 PM | IP: Logged
Has anyone alerted the main board yet?
Posted on 12/10 2:55 PM | IP: Logged
I believe St. Vince--in addition to his recap/summary--has provided a great visual clue:
The girl on the far right of the Murpheys link that St. Vince posted on page 12 at least bears a resemblance to Kate Beckinsale.
Originally posted by TexasMan682: Just for information sake...the girl on the right in the front row is married to a guy who's in the army and she looks like she likes Cheetos.
And while I know I'm going to get hit with the stocker tag...I found that out through a simple google search...it's public information.
The evidence is staring at us in the face. Second from left is a dead ringer for Kate.
YES!! stop looking elsewhere people !!! not a perfect match, but pretty close.
Exactly. And the OP saying it's not Longview is just a smokescreen, kind of like the Major Applewhite thing.
I would like to take full credit. If we review the thread, you can see that I saw it first.
NO.NO.NO. None of the women suggested in this entire thread looks anything like Kate Beckinsale or Kate Bosworth. Of course, the ginger ag could be making her out to be hotter than she truly is, however, we as investigators can only go on the information we have. Keep digging, fellas, cuz most of these chicks not only don't look like what we're searching for but, they're on the verge of downright fugly.
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