Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn: damn this thread blew up. first off i have no idea of the husbands rank, but he is in the air force. i just said he was a big guy because he is pretty cut. details i got were that she had stepped into the back to the lunch room they eat in. she came to the door and asked him if he would come back there? when he got back there she was sitting down and asked if he liked mccallisters ( sandwich shop )? he told her yes. she then asked him if he wanted the rest of her sandwich? he told her yes. she then said she had some cheetos and made a comment about hating how they got all over your fingers. he said she then started to suck her fingers and she said she liked sucking off the cheese though. he said the whole time she was sucking off the cheese she was running her tongue around them. he said at that point he made his move and unzipped his pants. he says she watched him unzip his pants ( not saying anything ). he then stepped towards her, grabbed her hand, put it on his junk, and asked her "do u like this?". he said she looked pretty shocked, pulled her hand away, and told him to get out he was fired. he was super embarrased and as he was leaving she came to the front hollering that he was a pervert and had pulled his d*ck out!
Tough break. Your friend's logic was solid (She likes sucking on orange things, ergo, she should like sucking on a ginger's penis).
Alas, women aren't logical.
I think he should have taken a step further before drawing to his conclusion. He should have at least asked what type of Cheetos she prefers, Crunchy or Puffs? Then he could compare his junk to that and got a better understanding before his final act.
Posted on 12/9 8:23 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by HHWT: I think the only rational thing for your friend to do now is to send the husband a voice modulated email from Chester Cheetah.
This link is too funny. I keep having chester say, "pull out your junk". Its a riot after reading this thread.
Posted on 12/9 8:39 AM | IP: Logged
Here is what you do: Post your buddies address. Wait for all of the OB's to show up en mass. Then get everyone to flop their dick out of their pants when he drives up.
Should throw him off.
Posted on 12/9 8:54 AM | IP: Logged
Where is the closest Wachovia?
Posted on 12/9 9:10 AM | IP: Logged
we need updates after the husband and brother come over!
Posted on 12/9 9:10 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by CelticHorn:
Originally posted by McGarnagle:
Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn: damn this thread blew up. first off i have no idea of the husbands rank, but he is in the air force. i just said he was a big guy because he is pretty cut. details i got were that she had stepped into the back to the lunch room they eat in. she came to the door and asked him if he would come back there? when he got back there she was sitting down and asked if he liked mccallisters ( sandwich shop )? he told her yes. she then asked him if he wanted the rest of her sandwich? he told her yes. she then said she had some cheetos and made a comment about hating how they got all over your fingers. he said she then started to suck her fingers and she said she liked sucking off the cheese though. he said the whole time she was sucking off the cheese she was running her tongue around them. he said at that point he made his move and unzipped his pants. he says she watched him unzip his pants ( not saying anything ). he then stepped towards her, grabbed her hand, put it on his junk, and asked her "do u like this?". he said she looked pretty shocked, pulled her hand away, and told him to get out he was fired. he was super embarrased and as he was leaving she came to the front hollering that he was a pervert and had pulled his d*ck out!
Tough break. Your friend's logic was solid (She likes sucking on orange things, ergo, she should like sucking on a ginger's penis).
Alas, women aren't logical.
Laughed out loud. Funniest post I've read here.
Posted on 12/9 9:29 AM | IP: Logged
If the husband is enlisted, I'd invite his first sergeant over for the "meeting". If he's an officer, I'd invite his commander. I think the Air Force would take a dim view of this guy's behavior.
Now the brother, that may be another matter. I'd probably find a cop to hang out with.
I've got a feeling this whole situation was orchestrated to cause a sexual harrassment case and to get some remediation from the company. Your friend probably needs to talk to an attorney as well.
Posted on 12/9 9:31 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by SA Horn: If the husband is enlisted, I'd invite his first sergeant over for the "meeting". If he's an officer, I'd invite his commander. I think the Air Force would take a dim view of this guy's behavior.
Now the brother, that may be another matter. I'd probably find a cop to hang out with.
I've got a feeling this whole situation was orchestrated to cause a sexual harrassment case and to get some remediation from the company. Your friend probably needs to talk to an attorney as well.
Bingo! The guys C.O. would be under intense fire if he didn't do everything in his power to dissuade the Top Gun from going through with his threat. Threat of a court martial is a wonderful tool to a career guy. Inviting a cop over to play Jenga is a great idea too.
Posted on 12/9 9:37 AM | IP: Logged
Could the ginger guy be making some of this up?
Posted on 12/9 9:38 AM | IP: Logged
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This post was edited on 12/9 6:26 PM by HHWT
Posted on 12/9 9:39 AM | IP: Logged
As epic as this thread is, when discussing the fact that he wants to make sure there's no evidence via recorded conversations with admissions etc., it doesn't help that you've basically spelled out his guilt in the situation on a message board.
It's probably pretty unlikely that the husband himself might stumble upon this thread, but a message board this size with this many members throughout the state of Texas make it plausible that someone that is a member of this message board could be friends with the husband or have some sort of connection to him. This story is a pretty unique one (which is why it's so funny), but that also means should the husband or wife tell any of their friends it's likely this story will be repeated to others as well. When that happens, it wouldn't shock me at all to find out that someone directs them to this thread.
Just pointing out that stories like this have a funny way of spreading like wildfire (see responses to this thread) once they're out in the open. But hey if you're cool with it I'm loving the ride.
Posted on 12/9 9:39 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by ThomasM4451:
Originally posted by HHWT: I think the only rational thing for your friend to do now is to send the husband a voice modulated email from Chester Cheetah.
This link is too funny. I keep having chester say, "pull out your junk". Its a riot after reading this thread.
Haha! I did too.
I keep putting "I just pulled out my junk for the cheeto lady"
Posted on 12/9 9:43 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by utexashorns88: As epic as this thread is, when discussing the fact that he wants to make sure there's no evidence via recorded conversations with admissions etc., it doesn't help that you've basically spelled out his guilt in the situation on a message board.
It's probably pretty unlikely that the husband himself might stumble upon this thread, but a message board this size with this many members throughout the state of Texas make it plausible that someone that is a member of this message board could be friends with the husband or have some sort of connection to him. This story is a pretty unique one (which is why it's so funny), but that also means should the husband or wife tell any of their friends it's likely this story will be repeated to others as well. When that happens, it wouldn't shock me at all to find out that someone directs them to this thread.
Just pointing out that stories like this have a funny way of spreading like wildfire (see responses to this thread) once they're out in the open. But hey if you're cool with it I'm loving the ride.
Plausible deniability. I'm almost certain there's at least 2 dozen posters who have friends that are going through the exact same thing right now. I know I do.
Posted on 12/9 9:44 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by GDforHC: Could the ginger guy be making some of this up?
Or maybe the OP is making this up and laughing his ass off at the way this has blown up!
Posted on 12/9 9:45 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by utexashorns88: As epic as this thread is, when discussing the fact that he wants to make sure there's no evidence via recorded conversations with admissions etc., it doesn't help that you've basically spelled out his guilt in the situation on a message board.
It's probably pretty unlikely that the husband himself might stumble upon this thread, but a message board this size with this many members throughout the state of Texas make it plausible that someone that is a member of this message board could be friends with the husband or have some sort of connection to him. This story is a pretty unique one (which is why it's so funny), but that also means should the husband or wife tell any of their friends it's likely this story will be repeated to others as well. When that happens, it wouldn't shock me at all to find out that someone directs them to this thread.
Just pointing out that stories like this have a funny way of spreading like wildfire (see responses to this thread) once they're out in the open. But hey if you're cool with it I'm loving the ride.
debbie downer... i know youre speaking the truth, but imagine how boring the board might become if we didnt have crazy off the wall stories like this. so quite bringing logic and level headed responses to this thread!!
Posted on 12/9 9:50 AM | IP: Logged
This whole scenario reminded me of this...
Posted on 12/9 10:04 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by erinevan: the dude apparently has a problem differentiating between a Cheeto and his pecker. Its the cheese.
I lost it
Posted on 12/9 10:09 AM | IP: Logged
I'm telling you, send the husband a picture of the ginger's junk.
Posted on 12/9 10:17 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by HHWT: I think the only rational thing for your friend to do now is to send the husband a voice modulated email from Chester Cheetah.
How many people have wasted at least 10 minutes on this modulator site? This is some funny sh*t. Oh and we need updates, don't let this thread die!
Posted on 12/9 10:21 AM | IP: Logged
Ok, we're gonna need pics and forearm breakdowns of all involved so we can start a betting board. So far, the Ginger Man is a severe underdog.
Posted on 12/9 10:22 AM | IP: Logged
one simple solution to this whole thing:
Link: it's on Posted on 12/9 10:23 AM | IP: Logged
With the refusal of op to state where this is all going down, I happen to be going to lufkin for lunch. I'll stop by the mall and take pics of any chicks that resemble Kate beckinsale. I will also take a bag of cheetos just in case.
Posted on 12/9 10:38 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by utexashorns88: As epic as this thread is, when discussing the fact that he wants to make sure there's no evidence via recorded conversations with admissions etc., it doesn't help that you've basically spelled out his guilt in the situation on a message board.
It's probably pretty unlikely that the husband himself might stumble upon this thread, but a message board this size with this many members throughout the state of Texas make it plausible that someone that is a member of this message board could be friends with the husband or have some sort of connection to him. This story is a pretty unique one (which is why it's so funny), but that also means should the husband or wife tell any of their friends it's likely this story will be repeated to others as well. When that happens, it wouldn't shock me at all to find out that someone directs them to this thread.
Just pointing out that stories like this have a funny way of spreading like wildfire (see responses to this thread) once they're out in the open. But hey if you're cool with it I'm loving the ride.
This thread is inadmissible hearsay, unlike the friend making an admission which we have been advising him not to do.
Posted on 12/9 10:49 AM | IP: Logged
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Originally posted by rtryer:
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Posted on 12/9 11:08 AM | IP: Logged
No way ANY of this is true. Nevertheless, i may never be able to eat a cheeto again. Thank God for Cheese-Nips.
Posted on 12/9 11:33 AM | IP: Logged
Your friend is an idiot.
I fully expect him to continue to make stupid choices and entertain us for another few days.
Posted on 12/9 11:35 AM | IP: Logged
Well, was the girl looking up into his eyes the whole time she's licking off the cheese or off in another direction? If she was looking down into the cheeto bag your buddy deserves an ass whippin'.
Originally posted by utexashorns88: As epic as this thread is, when discussing the fact that he wants to make sure there's no evidence via recorded conversations with admissions etc., it doesn't help that you've basically spelled out his guilt in the situation on a message board.
It's probably pretty unlikely that the husband himself might stumble upon this thread, but a message board this size with this many members throughout the state of Texas make it plausible that someone that is a member of this message board could be friends with the husband or have some sort of connection to him. This story is a pretty unique one (which is why it's so funny), but that also means should the husband or wife tell any of their friends it's likely this story will be repeated to others as well. When that happens, it wouldn't shock me at all to find out that someone directs them to this thread.
Just pointing out that stories like this have a funny way of spreading like wildfire (see responses to this thread) once they're out in the open. But hey if you're cool with it I'm loving the ride.
This thread is inadmissible hearsay, unlike the friend making an admission which we have been advising him not to do.
I didn't say this thread was admissible in court as is. I said it didn't help the situation should the husband somehow catch wind of it. Then all that has to happen is they verify the OP's identity through his IP address and slap him with a subpoena to testify. Then, they can either question him directly about the story once again or question him about the post on the message board and if his friend was indeed the person in question. If so, the hearsay exception for admission of a party opponent lets in in. The friend has already made an admission to the OP. Class dismissed.
Posted on 12/9 11:52 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Hybrid Horn: Well, was the girl looking up into his eyes the whole time she's licking off the cheese or off in another direction? If she was looking down into the cheeto bag your buddy deserves an ass whippin'.
Originally posted by HHWT: I think the only rational thing for your friend to do now is to send the husband a voice modulated email from Chester Cheetah.
How many people have wasted at least 10 minutes on this modulator site? This is some funny sh*t. Oh and we need updates, don't let this thread die!
I've had Chester Cheetah call several people explaining how the only solution to many situations is to POYJ. This thread is what makes crappy season/offseason managable.
Posted on 12/9 12:06 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn: i just talked to my friend and he did, in fact, call the husband. he pretty much kept things vague and didn't disclose anything incriminating ala bill clinton ( as advised ). let's just say that didn't go over well. the husband has now vowed to hunt him down and "stomp his guts out". the husband told him that he knew his address per his wife and was planning to take a personal day tomorrow to find him. my friend apparently isn't backing down and pretty much told the husband to come get some. he said he thinks the husband is bluffing, so he decided to call his hand. unfortunately i know the wifes brother and even if the husband is bluffing i know for certain the brother isn't. i expect things to get ugly for my ginger friend. he did tell me that he called HIS brother and told him what was up, so now his brother is comming by tomorrow just in case something goes down. his brother is an ex-marine and a pretty good sized guy too. he asked me if i wanted to stop by tomorrow after my shift and i respectfully declined. it's probably going to get bad real quick. not sure what or if i should do anything. think i'm just going to stay back and watch it burn.
At this point, I would tell him to print off the text messages, hopefully they include a threat and either speak with the Police or get a restraining order served. Those are pretty easy. This is a "he said" "she said" and she hasn't gone to the cops yet so that should work in his favor. I would tell him if he is seriously concerned for his safety, go down and swear out a statement and the police will speak with him. They may wind up pressing charges against him but then he can press charges for a terroristic threat which was made. Hopefully he has someone who can back up what was said on the phone call or he was smart enough to record it himself. At that point, both sides agree not to press charges and cops tell him not to touch your friend and that is anything anonymously happens to him, they know where to start looking first.
Posted on 12/9 12:12 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn: i just talked to my friend and he did, in fact, call the husband. he pretty much kept things vague and didn't disclose anything incriminating ala bill clinton ( as advised ). let's just say that didn't go over well. the husband has now vowed to hunt him down and "stomp his guts out". the husband told him that he knew his address per his wife and was planning to take a personal day tomorrow to find him. my friend apparently isn't backing down and pretty much told the husband to come get some. he said he thinks the husband is bluffing, so he decided to call his hand. unfortunately i know the wifes brother and even if the husband is bluffing i know for certain the brother isn't. i expect things to get ugly for my ginger friend. he did tell me that he called HIS brother and told him what was up, so now his brother is comming by tomorrow just in case something goes down. his brother is an ex-marine and a pretty good sized guy too. he asked me if i wanted to stop by tomorrow after my shift and i respectfully declined. it's probably going to get bad real quick. not sure what or if i should do anything. think i'm just going to stay back and watch it burn.
Epic thread and awesome chicks in your sig.
GM
Posted on 12/9 12:14 PM | IP: Logged
This beats the hell out of that Applewhite thing going on.
Posted on 12/9 12:15 PM | IP: Logged
You should get KXAN involved. This story needs to be told.
Posted on 12/9 12:20 PM | IP: Logged
One crucial mistake that most posters on this thread seem to be making:
TRUSTING A GINGE. NEVER TRUST A GINGE. The whole story is most likely a fabrication (Gingers love attention, they can't live without it). Even if it is true, we're talking about the coworker's husband basically performing a public service. A root-jousting ginge is the lowest form of humanity and should be dealt with accordingly. Looking forward to the post mortem report.
This post was edited on 12/9 12:35 PM by Jsampson420
Posted on 12/9 12:24 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Nac-horn: With the refusal of op to state where this is all going down, I happen to be going to lufkin for lunch. I'll stop by the mall and take pics of any chicks that resemble Kate beckinsale. I will also take a bag of cheetos just in case.
As epic as this thread is, it's hard to imagine that it could really get that good. I'm in Kuwait praying you find a Kate Beckinsale look-a-like in a jewelry store in Lufkin, TX.
Posted on 12/9 12:25 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by hotlantahorn: This beats the hell out of that Applewhite thing going on.
Major is a ginger.
Posted on 12/9 1:14 PM | IP: Logged
talk about adding injury to being gingery.
Posted on 12/9 1:14 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Xminus6: How does a ginger know when he has Cheeto dust in his pubes? That would be like trying to find coconut shavings on a snowman.
Posted on 12/9 1:20 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Nac-horn: With the refusal of op to state where this is all going down, I happen to be going to lufkin for lunch. I'll stop by the mall and take pics of any chicks that resemble Kate beckinsale. I will also take a bag of cheetos just in case.
i'm not getting where lufkin came in? i'm not from lufkin. this also didn't happen in lufkin, so hopefully no one goes in the mall over there and starts harassing the women ( that resemble kate beckinsale) in all the jewelry stores. i've actually tried to keep things vague, as far as names and locations, because i do know the severity of what this idiot did. the chester cheetah thing was pretty f'in funny though. i recorded a couple of things and sent it to my buddy. he didn't think it was too funny. his brother ( ex-marine ) actually called the husband today, explained again what happened, and told him this all needs to go away. he told him that he is going to hand deliver the texts to the husbands superior if it doesn't and any charges are filed. pretty much he believes his brother losing his job was enough. the wife seems to have stepped in and has called the husband off. i'm hearing the chicks brother, however, doesn't seem to be ready to just let it go. he's bat-shit crazy, but average height and pretty full with taffy. think if he shows up, he and the ginger are going to have a freak show brawl.
Posted on 12/9 1:23 PM | IP: Logged
Tell the brother that his sister is a flirting whore and watch him work himself up into a felonious rage. Capture on video and post on Youtube.
Wear a bear suit. (Not like in an old Kanye West video, but the type of suit one might wear if one had to fight angry bears.)
Posted on 12/9 1:35 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn:
Originally posted by Nac-horn: With the refusal of op to state where this is all going down, I happen to be going to lufkin for lunch. I'll stop by the mall and take pics of any chicks that resemble Kate beckinsale. I will also take a bag of cheetos just in case.
i'm not getting where lufkin came in? i'm not from lufkin. this also didn't happen in lufkin, so hopefully no one goes in the mall over there and starts harassing the women ( that resemble kate beckinsale) in all the jewelry stores. i've actually tried to keep things vague, as far as names and locations, because i do know the severity of what this idiot did. the chester cheetah thing was pretty f'in funny though. i recorded a couple of things and sent it to my buddy. he didn't think it was too funny. his brother ( ex-marine ) actually called the husband today, explained again what happened, and told him this all needs to go away. he told him that he is going to hand deliver the texts to the husbands superior if it doesn't and any charges are filed. pretty much he believes his brother losing his job was enough. the wife seems to have stepped in and has called the husband off. i'm hearing the chicks brother, however, doesn't seem to be ready to just let it go. he's bat-shit crazy, but average height and pretty full with taffy. think if he shows up, he and the ginger are going to have a freak show brawl.
So you're saying this happened in Lufkin? Your zealous denial that it happened in Lufkin raises my suspicion.
Posted on 12/9 1:36 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn:
Originally posted by Nac-horn: With the refusal of op to state where this is all going down, I happen to be going to lufkin for lunch. I'll stop by the mall and take pics of any chicks that resemble Kate beckinsale. I will also take a bag of cheetos just in case.
i'm not getting where lufkin came in? i'm not from lufkin. this also didn't happen in lufkin, so hopefully no one goes in the mall over there and starts harassing the women ( that resemble kate beckinsale) in all the jewelry stores. i've actually tried to keep things vague, as far as names and locations, because i do know the severity of what this idiot did. the chester cheetah thing was pretty f'in funny though. i recorded a couple of things and sent it to my buddy. he didn't think it was too funny. his brother ( ex-marine ) actually called the husband today, explained again what happened, and told him this all needs to go away. he told him that he is going to hand deliver the texts to the husbands superior if it doesn't and any charges are filed. pretty much he believes his brother losing his job was enough. the wife seems to have stepped in and has called the husband off. i'm hearing the chicks brother, however, doesn't seem to be ready to just let it go. he's bat-shit crazy, but average height and pretty full with taffy. think if he shows up, he and the ginger are going to have a freak show brawl.
full of taffy means fat I'm guessing?
BTW, being ripped doesn't mean you can fight.
Posted on 12/9 1:38 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn:
Originally posted by Nac-horn: With the refusal of op to state where this is all going down, I happen to be going to lufkin for lunch. I'll stop by the mall and take pics of any chicks that resemble Kate beckinsale. I will also take a bag of cheetos just in case.
i'm not getting where lufkin came in? i'm not from lufkin. this also didn't happen in lufkin, so hopefully no one goes in the mall over there and starts harassing the women ( that resemble kate beckinsale) in all the jewelry stores. i've actually tried to keep things vague, as far as names and locations, because i do know the severity of what this idiot did. the chester cheetah thing was pretty f'in funny though. i recorded a couple of things and sent it to my buddy. he didn't think it was too funny. his brother ( ex-marine ) actually called the husband today, explained again what happened, and told him this all needs to go away. he told him that he is going to hand deliver the texts to the husbands superior if it doesn't and any charges are filed. pretty much he believes his brother losing his job was enough. the wife seems to have stepped in and has called the husband off. i'm hearing the chicks brother, however, doesn't seem to be ready to just let it go. he's bat-shit crazy, but average height and pretty full with taffy. think if he shows up, he and the ginger are going to have a freak show brawl.
Can't wait for the youtube video of the brawl...make it happen!
Posted on 12/9 1:46 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Jsampson420: One crucial mistake that most posters on this thread seem to be making:
TRUSTING A GINGE. NEVER TRUST A GINGE. The whole story is most likely a fabrication (Gingers love attention, they can't live without it). Even if it is true, we're talking about the coworker's husband basically performing a public service. A root-jousting ginge is the lowest form of humanity and should be dealt with accordingly. Looking forward to the post mortem report.
This post was edited on 12/9 12:35 PM by Jsampson420
"root-jousting ginge" LOL
That is the funniest thing I've read in this entirely comedic thread. Funny stuff Jsampson.
Posted on 12/9 1:57 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by GDforHC:
Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn:
Originally posted by Nac-horn: With the refusal of op to state where this is all going down, I happen to be going to lufkin for lunch. I'll stop by the mall and take pics of any chicks that resemble Kate beckinsale. I will also take a bag of cheetos just in case.
i'm not getting where lufkin came in? i'm not from lufkin. this also didn't happen in lufkin, so hopefully no one goes in the mall over there and starts harassing the women ( that resemble kate beckinsale) in all the jewelry stores. i've actually tried to keep things vague, as far as names and locations, because i do know the severity of what this idiot did. the chester cheetah thing was pretty f'in funny though. i recorded a couple of things and sent it to my buddy. he didn't think it was too funny. his brother ( ex-marine ) actually called the husband today, explained again what happened, and told him this all needs to go away. he told him that he is going to hand deliver the texts to the husbands superior if it doesn't and any charges are filed. pretty much he believes his brother losing his job was enough. the wife seems to have stepped in and has called the husband off. i'm hearing the chicks brother, however, doesn't seem to be ready to just let it go. he's bat-shit crazy, but average height and pretty full with taffy. think if he shows up, he and the ginger are going to have a freak show brawl.
full of taffy means fat I'm guessing?
BTW, being ripped doesn't mean you can fight.
Nor does it mean fat boy isn't packing heat.
Posted on 12/9 2:01 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by coolhandfish:
Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn: i sent him a text message earlier asking if there were any witnesses or if he might have been caught on camera. he said there wasn't any witnesses and there weren't any cameras where they were. from the way he talks, he is planning to deny it. he sais he has been getting text messages all day from the chicks husband and also her brother. he hasn't replied to any of them. i told him that he needed to call the husband and face up to it now, so it doesn't get worse. i told him the husband wasn't just going to let it go. he just sent me a text message saying he had texted the husband and told him he would call him when he gets home. he said the husband responded with "looking forward to it". he says he is planning to apologize and tell the husband how things went down. he said he is then going to tell the husband if he and the brother keep threatening him that he is going to deny everything and take legal action. i told him to leave me out of it because i can't lose my job over his bullsh*t.
NOOOOO. As an attorney, I would strongly advise against any admission by him that he did anything wrong. He should be very vague (Clintonesque) and just state that I thought that she was coming on to me and I misread her signals. I am very sorry that I misunderstood HER advances and I do not wish to have any more contact with you or her in the future. If you persist on contacting me and/or threatening me, I will have no choice but to weigh my legal options. I have saved the text messages that you have sent and I do not wish to receive any more. Again, I apologize, it won't happen again and I would like for this to be the end of it.
That way there is no admission of him actually doing anything but enough to maybe satisfy the husband if the apology is sincere. He will definitely record the conversation. In Texas there is a new law and conversations can be recorded, without any parties consent, and in some instances, in civil cases, they are admissible.
This Times 1 Million!!!! Dont make me repost it so you listen to it. This is a VERY DANGEROUS SITUATION and your friend should not do anything with out the advice of an Attorney!
Posted on 12/9 2:11 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn:
Originally posted by Nac-horn: With the refusal of op to state where this is all going down, I happen to be going to lufkin for lunch. I'll stop by the mall and take pics of any chicks that resemble Kate beckinsale. I will also take a bag of cheetos just in case.
i'm not getting where lufkin came in? i'm not from lufkin. this also didn't happen in lufkin, so hopefully no one goes in the mall over there and starts harassing the women ( that resemble kate beckinsale) in all the jewelry stores. i've actually tried to keep things vague, as far as names and locations, because i do know the severity of what this idiot did. the chester cheetah thing was pretty f'in funny though. i recorded a couple of things and sent it to my buddy. he didn't think it was too funny. his brother ( ex-marine ) actually called the husband today, explained again what happened, and told him this all needs to go away. he told him that he is going to hand deliver the texts to the husbands superior if it doesn't and any charges are filed. pretty much he believes his brother losing his job was enough. the wife seems to have stepped in and has called the husband off. i'm hearing the chicks brother, however, doesn't seem to be ready to just let it go. he's bat-shit crazy, but average height and pretty full with taffy. think if he shows up, he and the ginger are going to have a freak show brawl.
Well, a search for McAlister deli locations (the sandwich the Cheeto babe wanted to share) shows East Texas shops in Athens, Longview, Texarkana, and Tyler.
Just for you jewelry store stockers...
This post was edited on 12/10 10:16 AM by bayouhorn
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