This is a simple misunderstanding of the services offered by McCarley's.
Complimentary Jewelry Cleaning: We will professionally clean and check your jewelry at no charge. We examine the piece for wear and check the prongs to ensure your stones are secure.
Originally posted by Sharp Productions: Hope i dont get suspended or something but ive got a name of a manager of Gordons Jewelers in the mall. If you wont the name post saying you wont it and ill leave it as a comment on your page since your not allowed to post names on here i guess.
Does the first name start with an L? Just saw your profile post. I found the same name. Are you sure it is Gordon's though?
This post was edited on 12/9 10:24 PM by RGM84
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Originally posted by CS: This is a simple misunderstanding of the services offered by McCarley's.
Complimentary Jewelry Cleaning: We will professionally clean and check your jewelry at no charge. We examine the piece for wear and check the prongs to ensure your stones are secure.
The guy thought it said jewels. No harm, no foul.
He was trying to get her to give him an appraisal.
This post was edited on 12/9 10:22 PM by fortyacresfan
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Yes RGM and last name a G.... Maybe its Samuels, one or the other.
This post was edited on 12/9 10:27 PM by Sharp Productions
Posted on 12/9 10:24 PM | IP: Logged
2Slow saw this thread and probably thought "amateurs!"
Posted on 12/9 10:26 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by ATRumbler: Here is what you do: Post your buddies address. Wait for all of the OB's to show up en mass. Then get everyone to flop their dick out of their pants when he drives up.
Should throw him off.
I am Spartacus.
Posted on 12/9 10:42 PM | IP: Logged
I started reading this thread at Discount Tire this afternoon and got strange looks for exploding into laughter around page 5.. This thread is FULL OF WIN.. Well done OBs...Well done
Someone here will post a picture of Cheetoh Girl working in the store.. Know that
Posted on 12/9 10:47 PM | IP: Logged
I'm starting to wonder if the OP and the ginger got into some trouble this evening with the brother and husband. Oh well! He should've called for reinforcements...
Posted on 12/9 10:56 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by TerryLeesSon:
Originally posted by League City Horn:
Originally posted by Hybrid Horn: How do we know for sure the subject of the OP is actually in East Texas? Isn't there a McAllisters on Nasa Road 1, Bay Brook Mall is close by and Ellington Air Base is straight up Hwy 3 in Clear Lake.
and there is a jewelry start about 150 yards from the Long John Silvers. and 5 or 6 other jewelry stores nearby. guys, this one may be on me. who has the baton? just to be sure i'd like to get your confirmation: i walk into each of the jewelry stores wearing an air force hat, holding a bag of cheetos. i ask for the manager and whip out my junk and say "I'm here about a position". if I hear, my god not again, then it's safe to assume we have a hit. is that how you'd guys approach it?
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no air force hat, get a red head wig and hang a cheeto out of your zipper.
This might be the funniest repsonse I've ever read on OBs... laughing tears.
Posted on 12/9 10:56 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by groverat-UT: Tell the brother that his sister is a flirting whore and watch him work himself up into a felonious rage. Capture on video and post on Youtube.
Wear a bear suit. (Not like in an old Kanye West video, but the type of suit one might wear if one had to fight angry bears.)
Posted on 12/9 11:01 PM | IP: Logged
I will never ever lick the cheeto cheese off of my finger ever again without thinking about this thread and laughing my ass off
Posted on 12/9 11:17 PM | IP: Logged
I found her!!!
Posted on 12/9 11:18 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by joejon3:
Originally posted by groverat-UT: Tell the brother that his sister is a flirting whore and watch him work himself up into a felonious rage. Capture on video and post on Youtube.
Wear a bear suit. (Not like in an old Kanye West video, but the type of suit one might wear if one had to fight angry bears.)
Oddly enough, that same image from Super Troopers popped into my head upon reading Groverat's response/made me laugh my ass off-
Posted on 12/9 11:40 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by rjenk: Pulling your junk out! Has that ever worked outside of porn?
I just had to google "a ginger." The things I learn on OB!
Me too! I had no idea what the Hell a Ginger was. I have only made it through the first two pages of this thread and it's already an epic one!!! Should make for an interesting read before I call it a night.
Posted on 12/10 12:01 AM | IP: Logged
He should've just asked her for a Dutch Rudder.
Posted on 12/10 12:10 AM | IP: Logged
today really got out of hand. i just now got back from my friends house. the brother was serious and did show up. my friends brother wasn't there, so he acted like he wasn't at home. the brother started kicking his car, so he eventually went outside. got pretty bad from there. police were called by neighbors. the brother was taken to jail. they didn't take my friend in because the guy came to his house and initiated things. some of my friends neighbors stepped in and gave statements that my friend didn't provoke any of what went down. the brother got him pretty good. i took some pics of him ( post getting his ass kicked ) and he is thinking of pressing charges. stuffs still fresh and given how quick this went from zero to sixty, i can't post the pics... yet anyway. have to see whats going to happen tomorrow.
Posted on 12/10 12:20 AM | IP: Logged
Wow!!! What a turn of events!
Posted on 12/10 12:24 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by EastTexasLonghorn: today really got out of hand. i just now got back from my friends house. the brother was serious and did show up. my friends brother wasn't there, so he acted like he wasn't at home. the brother started kicking his car, so he eventually went outside. got pretty bad from there. police were called by neighbors. the brother was taken to jail. they didn't take my friend in because the guy came to his house and initiated things. some of my friends neighbors stepped in and gave statements that my friend didn't provoke any of what went down. the brother got him pretty good. i took some pics of him ( post getting his ass kicked ) and he is thinking of pressing charges. stuffs still fresh and given how quick this went from zero to sixty, i can't post the pics... yet anyway. have to see whats going to happen tomorrow.
This is the craziest thread I've ever seen on OB.
Posted on 12/10 12:25 AM | IP: Logged
Wow. Sh!t got real.
Posted on 12/10 12:25 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by DropShot_7: Wow. Sh!t got real.
Damn right.... These are the Days of Our Lives and damn if it isn't getting really good right about now. haha. For us that is anyway. OB should definitely put this thread into OrangeBloods Hall of Fame.
Posted on 12/10 12:29 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by hornfanaustin: Wow!!! What a turn of events!
Turn my ass. We knew Ginger couldn't fight, but who knew laffy taffy could?
Posted on 12/10 12:32 AM | IP: Logged
‘Cause the magic's in my hands When in doubt, I'll whip it out.
I got me in a rock 'n' roll band it’s a free for all.
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this thread is crazy......been following from the start and i've enjoyed every minuted of it. hate to hear your buddy got beat up though.
this is getting serious
Posted on 12/10 12:37 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by GDforHC:
Originally posted by hornfanaustin: Wow!!! What a turn of events!
Turn my ass. We knew Ginger couldn't fight, but who knew laffy taffy could?
Marine brother (not still serving hopefully) is about to be deployed. Seriously... dude needs his laffy taffy ass kicked.
Who picks on gingers for Christ sakes??
Posted on 12/10 12:37 AM | IP: Logged
This brother is an idiot. Why am I picturing a short stocky guy on steroids in an Affliction shirt?
Posted on 12/10 12:39 AM | IP: Logged
Moral of the story - Sometimes you think you are going to be the monkey, but you end up being the frog.
Originally posted by PaulKemp: The early birds should check the Longview News Journal "Police Beat" in the morning.
That would be one hell of a write up... lol.
Posted on 12/10 12:43 AM | IP: Logged
Ginger is the victim here. I'm sad for him.
Posted on 12/10 12:45 AM | IP: Logged
i had not checked on this thread since page 5. i actually read the most recent 4 pages on this thread BEFORE the new war room.
Posted on 12/10 12:54 AM | IP: Logged
Holy sh!t! This just got better than Boardwalk Empire and I don't have to wait until Sunday night to see who got whacked.
Paging Chad Keller, we got a screenplay for ya.
Nevermind. I forgot about the whole anti-Beckensale thing.
Wait, maybe the brother is Chad Keller himself. Would explain a few things.
Posted on 12/10 12:54 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by PaulKemp: The early birds should check the Longview News Journal "Police Beat" in the morning.
This.........or now all someone has to do is check the records of arrests made on Thursday night and see if any of them match the potential girls that have come as possible candidates.
It's gotta either be in the town of Longview or Tyler
This post was edited on 12/10 1:06 AM by St. Vince 4 Prez
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Found the Ginger.
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Here's a dirct link to the Longview police beat.......should be interesting to see if anything comes up later today
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Originally posted by St. Vince 4 Prez: I have a buddy who grew up in Tyler and his Mom just so happens to work at a Murphy's Jewelry shop there. Apparently they have two different stores. One just so happens to be located within a mile to a mile and a half from a Long John Silvers and the mall.
Upon further investigation I came across this picture of the Murphy's that he describes being close to the mall and the LJS.
Originally posted by PaulKemp: The early birds should check the Longview News Journal "Police Beat" in the morning.
Nothing yet in the Longview paper. Feel like I need to contribute something....still searching
Posted on 12/10 5:36 AM | IP: Logged
...and he is thinking of pressing charges.
Someone came to his home, damaged his property, and kicked his ass, and he's thinking of pressing charges?
That's a real tough dilemma.
Press charges on the brother. File sexual harassment charges against the woman.
These aren't really hard choices.
Posted on 12/10 6:23 AM | IP: Logged
The Longview police report will likely read as follows....
You're trying to move in on my squirrel.
l ought to stoot-slap your ass right now.
I'm going to drill you another asshole!
You want to kiss somebody, Gingerlocks? Kiss these!
Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn!
Posted on 12/10 6:39 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by groverat-UT:
...and he is thinking of pressing charges.
Someone came to his home, damaged his property, and kicked his ass, and he's thinking of pressing charges?
That's a real tough dilemma.
Press charges on the brother. File sexual harassment charges against the woman.
These aren't really hard choices.
H.O.F Thread! Worth every penny of the subscription!
Posted on 12/10 6:39 AM | IP: Logged
He really does need to get an attorney or things could easily go from bad to worse. Also, posting the pictures is NOT what a true friend would do!
Posted on 12/10 6:55 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by P4D: He really does need to get an attorney or things could easily go from bad to worse. Also, posting the pictures is NOT what a true friend would do!
BS, dont listen to him. Post the Pics.
This post was edited on 12/10 7:02 AM by J-Summ
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It doesn't really make sense that the brother was more outraged than the husband...unless the brother was doing the ass-kicking on behalf of the husband since he's military.
In my opinion, the ginger and the husband are all squared up. The ginger forced his cheeto on Kate B. and the brother forced his fist on the ginger. I think this should be the end of it. In other words, it's fine for the OP to post pics now!
Posted on 12/10 7:10 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by wwVYd: It doesn't really make sense that the brother was more outraged than the husband...unless the brother was doing the ass-kicking on behalf of the husband since he's military.
In my opinion, the ginger and the husband are all squared up. The ginger forced his cheeto on Kate B. and the brother forced his fist on the ginger. I think this should be the end of it. In other words, it's fine for the OP to post pics now!
Exactly. Kind of deserve getting your ass beat for the dick in a box routine to a married women. Have affliction roid head pay for damages to car. Lesson learned. Post pics.
Posted on 12/10 7:16 AM | IP: Logged
This thread has become the whole reason I log on to the site now. Can't wait to see what happens next on "As the Cheeto Turns"
I hope someone calls in on Ketch's show and says "forget about all this coaching squawk. We wanna hear about the Cheeto thing"
Posted on 12/10 7:32 AM | IP: Logged
Me thinks the OP was the originator of the programming concept behind "Punked." Not a slam, I think this is pure genius, and will look great on his resume. The list of OB posters who's handles will roll by with the credits when this is adapted to the big screen may number in the thousands. Orson Wells would be proud.
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This is the craziest thread I've ever seen on OB.
